"John City SNUCK AN IPHONE INTO FLORIDA STATE CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTE"
Just joking, my name is subjective but call me one of the following:
Ok, now you know my name, now you need to know my story. I am 46 years old, but legally only 23. It has its benefits I guess. I like beer and sitting in the washing room because i like the smell of washing powder. OH fuck theyre coming the shadows are coming for me quick close the blinds. Is the gun loaded? alright cool, fuck thank god. Quick, help me move this couch in front of the door. Oh FUCK!
Multiple gunshots ring out in the bedroom followed by inhumane screams...