JONATHAN CITIZEN, BEAT WARLORD

UPDATE ON THE INCARCERATION STATUS OF THE INDIVIDUAL LEGALLY KNOWN AS JONATHAN CITIZEN:

"John City SNUCK AN IPHONE INTO FLORIDA STATE CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTE"

  • HE RECORDED THA LINES for the upcoming album
  • WE SMUGGLED IT INTO HIS CELL VIA A LITTLE KNOWN ASSOCIATE OF KODACK BLACK
  • HIS NAME IS KEITH
  • (Rumoured to be one of riffraffs illegitimate children)
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      AHHHHHHHHHH. THE SHADOWS ARE COMING...

      Just joking, my name is subjective but call me one of the following:

  • John City
  • J.C.
  • Jay C
  • Jay City
  • John CEO Of T Mobile
  • MR. Guy
  • Oftsishske

Ok, now you know my name, now you need to know my story. I am 46 years old, but legally only 23. It has its benefits I guess. I like beer and sitting in the washing room because i like the smell of washing powder. OH fuck theyre coming the shadows are coming for me quick close the blinds. Is the gun loaded? alright cool, fuck thank god. Quick, help me move this couch in front of the door. Oh FUCK!

Multiple gunshots ring out in the bedroom followed by inhumane screams...

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BEHOLD THE MIGHTY PIG